The Naked Seamstress finally lives up to her name and brings you nudity. Yes, nudity, you heard right! Here are some hilarious Vintage pattern illustrations from the 70s and 80s I found online. They can also be used as a guide on how to best cover your boobs when you happen to be a Vintage pattern fashion illustration. Let me show you some classy examples:
Exhibit 1 shows the popular fold-your-arms-over-your-breasts style. Let me add: your seemingly non-existent breasts. Alterntively you can also just show your nude back, but don't forget the obligatory glitzy choker for extra classiness.
Exhibit 2, brought to you by Kwik Sew, is a lot more pornographic than necessary for a pattern illustration me thinks. Look at those luscious grey (?!) curls covering up girl B. And also do note the long painted fingernails and bejeweled rings.Very sassy indeed.
And for the most creative boob cover ever we have to thank McCall's: Why not use a newspaper!? Yes, you can be dressed only in a half-slip and still show a keen interest in current affairs.